Oh I'll Be Waiting For You, Baby.

cempai:

why want the d when you can have the p

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mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

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straightallies:

grumpyspacetoad:

hashtagthatsreal:

weteevee:

is this how christian couples takes baths together

I don’t understand why it needs the gender colored lighting….

straight people need reassurance at every step in their lives

no homo couple’s bathtub

fredericktrumper:

*turns light off* *remembers a creepypasta* *turns light back on*

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trapcartel:

If you make a girl feel bad about her body u a bitch

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"LOOK AT THE CAT"
me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via spockular)

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breadstiks:

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

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"It’s okay to smoke one cigarette; it’s okay to smoke five; it’s okay to smoke none at all. All that matters is that you’re happy.
Instead of killing that tiny bug in your bedroom, watch it live its happy little buggy life for a while, then set it free.
It’s okay to cry over that boy who broke your heart two years ago.
It’s okay to cry over nothing at all.
It’s okay to have scars and stretch marks; remember, they are just reminders of how strong you are.
It’s okay not to shave off the hair on your legs, and it’s okay to shave every part of your body.
It’s okay to have preferences, just don’t turn them into prejudices.
It’s okay to love who you please, it doesn’t matter who they are.
It’s okay to love someone who doesn’t love you.
It’s okay to cry over the boy who reminds you of Roman candles, just know the pain won’t last forever.
And as much as it’s okay to hate yourself, it’s even more to love yourself."
Things I’ve Learned In My 15 Years Of Life. (via inthebusinessofmiseryy)

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phantomdoodler:

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use this charm to protect your posts from unwanted canadians

anything between these leaves will be invisible to our mountie friends as it will blend into their natural environment

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gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

32teeth:

why do boys call other boys “pretty boy” as an insult???? that’s probably the most flattering thing anyone could ever say to me?? call me pretty boy. tell me im the prettiest boy you’ve ever seen

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